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Amazing Short Quotes ,Amazing Status for Whatsapp, Facebook

Amazing Short Quotes ,Amazing Status for Whatsapp, Facebook

Amazing Short Quotes, Amazing Status for Whatsapp, Facebook

  1. I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
  2. I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
  3. I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
  4. I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.
  5. Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
  6. Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).
  7. God is really creative, I mean…just look at me.
  8. May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.
  9. May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.
  10. When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta. No one says I’m fantastic.
  11. Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink, not a dead body.
  12. Relationship Status: Looking for a Wi-Fi connection.
  13. Relationship Status: Looking for a Wi-Fi connection.
  14. When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
  15. I’M Soo Cool, Ice Cubes Are Jealous.
  16. All Girls Are My Sisters Except You.
  17. I Am A Hot Dude With A Cool Attitude. ( Cool Quotes )
  18. I Don’T Trust Words, I Trust Actions.
  19. A Sense Of Humor Makes A Man Handsome.
  20. I Love My Haters, They Make Me Famous.
  21. If You Are Bad, Then Call Me Your Dad.
  22. Totally Available!! Please Disturb Me!!
  23. I Love Listening Lies When I Know Truth.
  24. I Am Not Perfect. I Am Limited Editions.
  25. It’S Not An Attitude, It’S The Way I Am.
  26. Plz, Trust Me Dat I Don’t Trust U At All. ( Cool Whatsapp Status )
  27. Home: Where I Can Look Ugly And Enjoy It.
  28. Before You, Judge Make Sure You Are Perfect.
  29. Never Accept To Be Anyone’S Second Choice.
  30. Respect Those Who Deserve It Not Demand It.
  31. Put Me Second And I’Ll Make You Nonexistent.
  32. I Salute All My Hater With My Middle Finger.
  33. Single Or Taken? Who Cares? I Am Awesome.
  34. Love Your Haters, They Are Your Biggest Fans.
  35. Be Yourself; Everyone Else Is Already Taken. ( Cool Whatsapp Status )
  36. I Didn’T Lose My Mind. I Just Sold It Online.
  37. Nowadays, “Cool” Means- “I Really Don’t Care.”
  38. You Attitude Can Hurt Me But Mine Can Kill You.
  39. Anyone Can Be Cool, But Awesome Takes Practice.
  40. My Every Status Is A Silent Message To Someone.
  41. I Am So Single That For Me Gf Means Grandfather.
  42. I Am Brilliant Brunette With Lots Of Blond Moments.
  43. Interrupt My Sleep & I’Ll Interrupt Your Breathing.
  44. I Will Marry A Girl Who Looks Pretty In Aadhaar Card. Amazing Short Quotes ,Amazing Status for Whatsapp, Facebook
  45. As Usual, There Is A Great Woman Behind Every Idiot.
  46. There’s Always A Person That You Hate For No Reason. ( Funny Status for Whatsapp )
  47. Life Is Full Of Questions. Idiots Are Full Of Answers.
  48. My Boss Told Me To Have A Good Day….So I Went Home.
  49. When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone In The Eye.
  50. Kiss Me If I’M Wrong But Dinosaurs Still Exist Right ?
  51. I’ Not Hungry. But I Am Bored. Therefore, I Shall Eat.
  52. Marriage Is A Workshop Where Husband Works & Wife Shops.
  53. If You Tickle Me, I’M Not Responsible For Your Injuries. ( Funny Quotes )
  54. Zombies Are Looking For Brain. Don’T Sorry. You Are Safe.
  55. Please God If You Can’t Make Me Slim. Make My Friends Fat.
  56. My Mom Said ” Follow Your Dreams “, So I Went Back To Bed.
  57. Q Quite Man Is A Thinking Man. A Quite Woman Is Usually Mad.
  58. The Four Words A Girl Most Want To Hear. I Bought You Food.
  59. I Love My Six Pack So Much. I Protect It With A Layer Of Fat. ( Funny Whatsapp Status )
  60. If Women Could Read Minds, Every Second Man Will Get Slapped.
  61. I Don’T Have A Bucket List But My Bucket List Is A Mile Long.
  62. An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away If You Throw It Hard Enough.
  63. It’s Better To Be Absolutely Ridiculous Than Absolutely Boring
  64. You Don’t Have To Be Crazy To Hang Out With Me. I’Ll Train You.
  65. Oh! I Am Sorry. I Forgot. I Only Exist When You Need Something.
  66. I Won’T Be Impressed With Technology Until I Can Download Food.
  67. If I Had A Dollar For Every Smart Thing You’Ve Said I’D Be Poor. ( Funny Whatsapp Status )
  68. I Will Slap You So Hard That Even Google Won’T Able To Find You.
  69. I’M Going To Stand Outside. So If Anyone Asks, I Am Outstanding.
  70. If People Are Talking About You Behind Your Back, Then Just Fart.
  71. Remember If We Get Caught, You Are Deaf And I Don’T Speak English.
  72. I Am Currently Experiencing Life At The Rate Of 15 Wtf’S Every Hours.
  73. Dear, I Know We Had Problems When I Was Younger….But I Love You Now.
  74. All My Life I Thought Air Was Free….Until I Bought A Bag Of Chips.
  75. Marriage Lets You Annoy One Special Person For The Rest Of Your Life.



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