Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
The only reason I am fat is that a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.
Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).
God is really creative, I mean..just look at me.
May I go to the toilet = I’m f*cking bored.
Dear Karma, I Have A List Of People You Missed.
I Can’T Taste My Lips. Could You Do It For Me?
If Stress Burned Calories, I’D Be A Supermodel.
Don’t Make Me Laugh. I’M Trying To Be Mad At You.
Life Is Short. Smile While You Still Have Teeth.
Be Warned: I’M Bored. This Could Get Dangerous.
A beautiful friendship can change people.
your pointless dramas over and over again.
Don’t make friends before understand and don’t break friendship after a misunderstanding.
A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
Every friendship doesn’t change into love but every love begins with friendship.
A friend is a person who goes around saying nice things about you beside your back.
Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.
Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.
Good friends are like stars. You don’t always see them but you know they’re always there.
If friendship is your weakest point then your the strongest person in the world.
The world is full of smiles, whenever friends are with me.
My friends are the weirdest, craziest people I know but I love them.
The sad moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie
Friendship is blessed on trust, without it there is nothing.
A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.
It is better to live alone. There is no friendship with a fool.
A best friend is like a four leaf cover. Hard to find and lucky to have.
I don’t have an attitude, I have standards for the people who are supposed to be my friends.
Selfless love is more common than true friendship.
That awesome moment when You say
something funny in class and everyone
laughs at it n then you sit there like a
That Awesome Moment
When You Find A Free WiFi In Public Places.
32. A best friend is someone who tells you the truth even when you don’t want to hear it.
33. Love begins with a smile grows with a kiss and end with a tear drop.
A good friend helps you up when you fall a best friend laughs in your face and trips you again.
Friends are notes to life’s great songs. A melody that carries you along.
Fake friends are around when they think you’re cool. True friends are around even when they think you’re the fool.
That awkward moment when people act like they know your best friend better than you do.
True friendship is sitting together in silence and feeling like it was the best conversation you’ve ever had.
Good Things come to those who wait.
Once best friends now strangers with memories.