Cool Whatsapp Status
He Is Very Poor Because He Have Only Money..Cool
I FELT LIKE AN ANIMAL, & ANIMALS DON’T KNOW SIN, DO THEY?
YOU CAN’T BURN ME.
I DON’T NEED A HAIR STYLIST, MY PILLOW GIVES ME A NEW HAIRSTYLE EVERY MRNG …
IM SORRY THAT IM NOT UPDATING MY FACEBOOK STATUS, MY CAT ATE MY MOUSE.
Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile, please…!!
Every problem comes with a solution, but my GF doesn’t have.
BUY MY ALARM CLOCK & YOU WILL SLEEP SOUNDLY.
Your looks don’t make u Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful.
The best dreams happen when eyes are open,
In “Success” all depends on the 2nd letter.
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Sunday, please fix it!
Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!!
After Monday & Tuesday, even calendar says W T F..(Whatsapp, Fb, Twitter)
#People with status don’t need status.. #
Girls Love is like rain which doesn’t goes up once it falls on the ground.
Too much sadness in life so maybe search for happiness.
Call me later because Life is not short as you think
Those of you who don’t know “laughing out loud” is equal to LOL !!
Make sure you give me your Bank code before u die !!
Most men uses the word “Finally” after getting divorce!!
Speaking is easier than doing in real.
Never think how well you have done therefore Just wait for the results.
The smart phones are better than girlfriend cuz we can switch it off whenever.
Don’t call me then if You are a men !
Life is way important than you think therefore you must not left things for tomorrow !!
You won’t believe how fast my heart beats when I don’t see you ?
Sometimes It’s better to be alone…No one can hurt you.
The most painful goodbye’s are those which were never said and never explained.
Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.
Sometimes I’m not angry, I’m hurt and there’s a big difference.
My silence doesn’t mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!
I didn’t change, I just grew up. You should try it once.
I love buying new things but I hate spending money.
I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining why I’m Right.
I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.
We all are born to die, don’t feel more special than me.
I hate math, but I love counting money.
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp status….
The Earth without “Art” is just “Eh”.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED
I’ll hit u so hard even GOOGLE wan’t able to find you
I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. ..They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete…!!
When i was born..DEVIL said..”Oh Shit..!!!! Competition
I’m not failed… my success is just postponed.
We all r born to die don’t feel more special than me,
The only way to do great work is to love what u do.
Every problem comes with some solution. …..If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then u have to play better than anyone else.
Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, u must keep moving.
Math Rule-: If it seems easy, you are doing it wrong.
When I was born. Devil said,”Oh Shit! Competition!!!”
I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!
Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.!!
Save water & drink beer…cool..