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Police officer: “Can you identify yourself, sir?”

The driver pulls out his mirror and says: “Yes, it’s me.”

Boy; Your singing beautifully! Girl: Thanks but I’m a bathroom singer. Boy: Then invite me to your live show!

Knock, Knock, who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it wide uses 3 fingers, makes sure it’s wet and rubs up and down. Yep, that’s how you wash a cup.

You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night.

Bitch swear they Baby Smarter than every other Baby… “My Baby can count to 10” Bitch he’s 18 years old, he supposed to!

Police officer: “Can you identify yourself, sir?”

Driver pulls out his mirror and says: “Yes, it’s me.”

Boy; Your singing beautifully! Girl: Thanks but I’m a bathroom singer. Boy: Then invite me for your live show!

Knock, Knock, who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.#Double Meaning Status

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.#Double Meaning Status

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.#Double Meaning Status

Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition

You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night.

We have a history together ……and English and French also#Double Meaning Status

Bitch swear they Baby Smarter than every other Baby… “My Baby can count to 10” Bitch he’s 18 years old, he supposed to!

99 Saal Ka Ek Buddha Medical Store Gaya Aur Bola….
Bhai Takat(Double Meaning Andaaz Main) Ki Goli Dena….Aur Yeh Bhi Batao Leni Kaise hai?

Shopkeeper Ne Buddhey Ko Uppar Se Niche Tak Dekha Aur Bola ” Baba Tulsi Aur Gangajal Ke Saath Le Lena ”

 

Girl Updated Her Facebook Status To
“Hurray, I Hav Got My Period”

50 “Likes” By Guys

20 Commented “Thank God

 

Sales Target & Pressure In Insurance Companies

Company ka sales executive toilet gaya,

Andar jaakar jor lagana shuru kiya,

Wall pe notice laga tha….

ITNA JOR Sales Pe Deta Toh TARGET Pura Ho Jaata !!

 

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