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Exam tension status And Jokes

परीक्षा के वक्त
टीचर उसे चोरी करना कहती हैं,
लेकिन स्टूडेंट उसे टीम वर्क कहते हैं.

में परीक्षा में फ़ैल नहीं हुवा,
बस मेरी डिग्री कुछ समय के लिए,,
पोस्टपोन हो गयी हैं.!!

Exam सच में समय बर्बाद करने के लिए होती हैं.
जब की पता होता है हमें कुछ नही आता …

जो नींद Exam की रात आती है ,,
वो नींद तो, सच मैं
नींद की गोली खाने के बाद भी नहीं आती.

EXAM भी कमाल की चीज होती हैं,
साला जो चेप्टर छोड़ देते हैं ,,
वही EXAM में कम्पलसरी हो जाता हैं.

कुछ भी करो भगवान इस बार PASS करा दो,
NEXT टाइम माँ कसम पूरी जान लगा के पड़ूंगा.
लट्ठ गाड दूंगा लट्ठ….

RESULT के बाद:
न तलवारकी धारसे न गोलियोंकी बौछारसे,
बंदा डरता हे तो सिर्फ अपने बाप की मार से.
सच मैं बहुत मरता है यार

देख भाई, अभी तुझे  EXAM का TENSION,
बाद मैं  तुझे RESULT KA TENSION ,
बाद में रहेगा FULL ATTENTION.

Funny Exam SMS

Bagwan ka diya sab kuch hai
Books hai
Notes hai
Time ha
Mauka h
kl papr Bhi h
or hausla to itna h ki ju chahu padh lu
Bus 1 hi chiz nhi h
MOOD.Exam tension status And Jokes for whatsapp and facebook in hindi

Funny Exam SMS

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS:
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL.

Funny Exam SMS

In exam madam said write Ur Loverz Name in Paper..
After 02 seconds GIRLZ said: Finished madam..
After 1 hour BOYZ Said: Extra Sheet plzzz…

Funny Exam SMS

Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!

Funny Exam SMS

Different age groups:
1st to 3rd class: Hey I studied everything for exam.
4th to 6th class: Hey That question was very hard so i leave only that question.
7th to 10th class: Hey Read only important questions.
11th class: I think 4 chapters are enough 2 get pass.
12th class: Kal exam kaun sa hai yaar ??
And in college:
Saalo bataa to dete aaj exam hai, main toh pen bhi nahi laya..!!

Funny Exam SMS

HEIGHT OF COOLNESS..
At the end of Exam time
Teacher:”Put the pen down”
Student:CHILL DUDE its not a GUN!!

Funny Exam SMS

Har tarf padhai ka saya hai,
kitabo me sukh kisne paya hai,
Tum to jate ho tution ladkia dekhne..
aur Sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat me bhi padhne aaya Hai.

Funny Exam SMS

Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho
K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho Jaye
Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do
Ki Check Karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye

Funny Exam SMS

A thousand words of a teacher do not hurt,
But
The silence of a friend in the
Examination hall brings tears to the eyes

 

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