Double Meaning Whatsapp Status
- Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.
- I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
- Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.
- Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet!
- If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bisexual.
- Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…
- People say I got a dirty mind, I just think I’ve got a good imagination lol.
- You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night…
- Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
- An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.
- I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else…
- I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?
- You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.
- People say I have a dirty mind… But I say its just creative!
- I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room. on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
- Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day? I’m in a gud mood:) Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!! Reply me soon, urs Loving Mosquito
- teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri…
photo kaise lu.
- Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday 🙂
- Ek bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa……..
muje acha lage ga…
ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz…
ek pyara sa SMS!!!
- us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :
- I want to [no swearing please] you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, tat’s how u…eat an ice cream!
- pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna
- In a bathroom, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid Its Lifebuoy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.
This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
WoW, now I’m a graduate… Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.
I and my wife lived happily for 25 years and then we met…
Good Morning, let the stress begin…
Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!
Hakuna Matata – The great motto to live life!
Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.
Eat – Sleep – Regret – Repeat.
Sometimes I just wish I’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end, it’s all worth it.
People are like music some say the truth and rest, just noise.
We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miraculously we live.
Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if tomorrow is the last one.
Always remember you are UNIQUE – Just like everybody else.
You don’t have to like me… I am not a facebook status.
The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
At last got to know how to lose weight in 10 days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food 🙂