1) Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
2 ) My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity ? :p
3 ) I may be wrong…. but i Doubt it!!!
4 ) Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
5 ) You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
6 ) ‘Dream’ as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one…
7 ) she’s so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says “Made in china”.
8 ) When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!
9 ) Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.
10 ) Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.
11 ) my attitude depends on who you are!”
12 ) Life is too short. Dont waste it reading my watsapp status….
13 ) Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.
14 ) It’s a good day to have a good day… to read more status click whatsapp status messages
15 ) The road to success is always under construction.Nice Status For Whatsapp
16 ) Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.
17 ) Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.
18 ) Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind! Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.. ME-Never Mind!.
19 ) If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them
20 ) There are two type of people winner and Losser,Winner always Working Hard,Losser Always try to shortcut for win.
21 ) Marriage is a 3 Ring Circus- 1. Engagement Ring, 2. Wedding Ring, 3. Suffering.
22 ) Dreams are today’s answers to tomorrow’s questions.
23 ) Marriage is a “workshop”, Where husband ‘works’ and wife ‘shops’.
24 ) Find what you LOVE and let it kill you- Charles Bukowski
25 ) “Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”
26 ) I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can’t Learn Best.
27 ) Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!
28 ) I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk…
29 ) Lonely is not a feeling when you are alone. Lonely is a feeling when no one cares. I am not feeling lonely becoze my memories are with me!…….(Great whatsapp status)
30 ) What is the main reason for failure? …. I think its EXAMS.Nice Status For Whatsapp
31 ) I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
32 ) A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other.
33 ) A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
34 ) It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
35 ) 2 Things can change a women’s mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.
36 ) One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature ? ?
37 ) Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my status…
38 ) How come wrong numbers are never busy?
39 ) Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone…
40 ) I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
41 ) Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.
42 ) You won’t have a happy life if you worry about what others say about you.
43 ) Don’t fear the enemy that attacks you, but the fake friend that hugs you.
44 ) Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.
45 ) amount of messages and comments on their posts. And the obvious others are men.
46 ) I am Waiting for GF Message!
47 ) Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night…
48 ) Lonely is not a feeling when you are alone. Lonely is a feeling when no one cares. I am not feeling lonely becoze my memories are with me!……
49 ) BEING SINGLE IS MY
50 ) You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.