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50 Awesome Whatsapp Status Messages

50 Awesome Whatsapp Status Messages
  1. A beautiful friendship can change people.
  2. A true friend is someone who never gets tired of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again.
  3. Don’t make friends before understand and don’t break a friendship after a misunderstanding.
  4. A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.
  5. True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
  6. Aspire to Inspire before you Expire
  7. Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. Explore. Dream. Discover. -Mark Twain
  8. Take the first step in faith. You don’t have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. -Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
  9. Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. -T. S. Elliot
  10. Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
  11. If you don’t go after what you want, you’ll never have it. If you don’t ask, the answer is always no. If you don’t step forward, you’re always in the same place. -Nora Roberts
  12. Friendship is blessed on trust, without it there is nothing.
  13. A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.
  14. It is better to live alone. There is no friendship with a fool.
  15. A best friend is like a four leaf cover. Hard to find and lucky to have.
  16. I don’t have an attitude, I have standards for the people who are supposed to be my friends.
  17. Selfless love is more common than true friendship.
  18. Life is wonderful when you live it to love yourself…Live, love and gain experience…
  19. Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
  20. The only reason I am fat is that a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
  21. Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.
  22. It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.
  23. Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
  24. Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).
  25. God is really creative, I mean…just look at me.
  26. May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.
  27. When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta. No one says I’m fantastic.
  28. Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.50 Awesome Whatsapp Status Messages
  29. Relationship Status: Looking for a Wi-Fi connection.
  30. They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.
  31. That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.
  32. Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).
  33. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
  34. I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
  35. I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
  36. I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
  37. I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
  38. When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
  39. The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
  40. One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
  41. Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
  42. Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
  43. I`m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
  44. Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
  45. The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
  46. People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
  47. When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
  48. The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
  49. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
  50. I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
  51. I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
  52. Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?
  53. Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men’s toilet.
  54. Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
  55. I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
  56. The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
  57. The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.



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